|Pink Unicorn Ring from Etsy|
Etsy sends me all of these "helpful newsletters", promoting the craziest things. Let's face it, that metal horn is going to wreck every sweater it touches, but who doesn't love a pink unicorn! It's pink. It's a unicorn.
Let's detour briefly into the cosmic symbolism of this mythical creature. No one's got anything bad to say about the unicorn. He/She/It (?) strikes a meaning in the bible, European folklore, and Greek mythology. Got an issue, prevail on your local 'corn.
In fact, get yourself a unicorn tusk (otherwise known as an alicorn) and you can ward away all illness, all evil.
I'm half inclined to buy this thing, just to play the odds. :-)
Update: Rest assured I haven't gone so crazy that I'm buying enamel talismans. Trust me, all my talismans are, by description, 18K gold. Everyone knows there's alchemy in that shit.