Love Potion No. 5

Et finalement, I think it's fitting that we end with a high-end, tried-and-true French cosmetic that's been covering the asses faces of over-forties women for more than a decade:

YSL Touche Éclat, $50.00 CDN

They call it a concealer. I tend to use it, um, liberally. Which is why it probably isn't going to last the 6 months it's supposed to. I would totally recommend it. My mother and I both bought a tube (I'm a 1, she's a 2) and we each look refreshed and even-toned when wearing it. Note: There's a lot of good foundation out there now - I mean concealer. So you probably don't need to spend $50 bucks on this if you want a suitable product. Having said that, it's an extremely beautiful cosmetic that lives up to its claim. It's practically nanotechnology, peeps! (And it goes with your Akris resort.)